Punch lines only please!

[technostingray]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Ok, coffee break is over. Back on your knees.

 

[QC]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Why do you ask little Two-Dogs-Fornicating?

 

[cpj]

Re: Punch lines only please!

lmao @ QC!

 

[KilroyJC]

Re: Punch lines only please!

One of my favorites, but the question IS the punchline:<br /><br />Did I ever tell you the one about the baby seal that walked into a bar and asked for a Canadian Club on the rocks?

 

[deputydawg]

Re: Punch lines only please!

...and you were the only one who had brakes!<br /><br /><br />...Honestly, I was just helping that sheep through the fence!<br /><br /><br />...Yeas, stop eating Cheetos!

 

[theriver]

Re: Punch lines only please!

BOB? WHO THE H3LL IS BOB?!?!

 

[theriver]

Re: Punch lines only please!

WELCOME TO JAMAICA MON HAVE A NICE DAY

 

[theriver]

Re: Punch lines only please!

I don't know either, but I wasn't going to touch it.

 

[theriver]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Oh, no um, actually its just ice-cream.

 

[KilroyJC]

Re: Punch lines only please!

No, Father, it's just the light coming through the stained-glass window.

 

[KilroyJC]

Re: Punch lines only please!

theriver - <br /><br />that last one was about the penguin, right?

 

[theriver]

Re: Punch lines only please!

yep<br /><zap>

 

[Reel Poor]

Re: Punch lines only please!

...Pull his head up out of the mud.<br /><br />...Ya didnt hear about anybody drownin did ya?<br /><br />...Den I looked down and was only two foot off da ground.<br /><br />...Yea, he checks everything before he eats it now.

 

[QC]

Re: Punch lines only please!

cpj,<br /><br />Still one of my favorite jokes of all time. I actually say "Why do you ask little Two-Dogs" to all three of my boys when they ask puzzling questions. The oldest, 17, just now knows the whole deal . . .

 

[snapperbait]

Re: Punch lines only please!

I dunno his name, but his face rings a bell...<br /><br />(the next day)<br /><br />He's a dead ringer for his Brother...

 

[Dunaruna]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Originally posted by Reel Poor:<br />...Yea, he checks everything before he eats it now.

Peanuts & eight balls?

 

[technostingray]

Re: Punch lines only please!

How did he get the 8 ball out of his mouth?

 

[Dunaruna]

Re: Punch lines only please!

He didn't.

 

[technostingray]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Originally posted by Dunaruna:<br /> He didn't.

In my joke he did!

 

[Drowned Rat]

Re: Punch lines only please!

The Aristocrats!