Valentines Day - tick-tock Guys

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ebbtide176

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someone has got to have the kahonas to say that us men are not getting fair deal! we don't have no stinking anti-valentines day! and if we tried to get some peace & quiet on the 1 day we have- fathers day, well then the wifie would be offended that they didn't get to share that day with us! they're manipulating us into making it THEIR day again :( <br /><br />men's liberation is what we need! no more valentines! :D <br /><br />...at least that was the conversation me & the other 2 guys had standing at the greeting card section of the grocery store last night :cool:
 
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awwww Aspeck, that is so sad.
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<br /><br />Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, you need to get in touch with your feminine side.
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<br /><br />Carpy.......watchit..
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LadyFish

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ROTFL at Ebb. Yeah, you guys talk a big story.
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happy that none of this applies to me... :D single life is good... :p
 
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Ahoy men on board here!!!..I discovered a very excellent gift that is a sure winner.<br /><br />I presented the usual card, etc. And a gift. The gift was a couple thong panties. Lovely Bride was kinda horned up by the intimate thought. I was very horned up due the "fashion show" I received.<br /><br />....Very Cool......... :D
 
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Been divorced for 22 years from the woman I was married to for 27 years. She is now a widow.<br /><br />Just ordered her a dozen long stems.<br /><br />Think it's too late? :confused:
 
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At the end of work I called ahead to Outback and ordered 2 steak dinners to go. <br />She met me at the deckboat where we took a leisurely cruise to a cove and dropped anchor.<br />Nice dinner on the boat, quiet music and conversation. <br />Oh ya, I had roses and a nice card waiting for her when she got home prior to the "Dinner Cruise".<br /><br /> :D :) :D
 
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good idea JB - its just a reminder of your love, can't hurt, that's for sure :)
 
LadyFish

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JB, its never too late. :) <br /><br />You guys are really impressing me with your thoughtful gifts. I know each and everyone of your ladies will love you for it. :) TPD, the best yet.<br /><br />Who'd a thunk it. ;)
 
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Kenny, it was one heck of a boring day at the shop, sorry if I busted your chops. ;)
 
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Ladyfish, your right!!!!! I just got lucky!!!!<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />(If lucky means a quiet night watching movies at home) :D
 
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Hi,<br /><br />some years ago after getting home particularly late I realised that I had forgotten to buy anything. Both my wife and I are extremely unromantic and regularly forget birthdays, anniversaries etc. Yup she does too, normally more so than I do. Fortunately this has never been a problem and we are not hung up about it.<br /><br />Having said which on this particular valentines eve I was feeling particularly appreciative of the support and love I was getting whilst having spent a disproportionate amount of time at work. I really wanted to do something for her but by the time I had got home the shops were closed. <br /><br />After much thought I decided to make a ticket book with perforations so that one could tear of the ticket leaving the stub. On each of the tickets and corresponding stubs I printed a different activity. These included things like<br /><br />make dinner<br />clean the house<br />take me out<br />full body massage<br />take the kids, give me a day off<br /><br />These were redeemable during the course of the year as and when she required. I was not allowed to contest and would have to "produce the goods" when prensented with a ticket.<br /><br />To this day she will claim that that has to be the best present she ever got.<br /><br />So guys the next time you forget try this one it worked a treat.<br /><br />Cheers<br />Andrew
 
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valentines day is a holiday? someones has to tell the company i work for that we get holiday pay today. well i have to work today but right after work i am planning on rushing her up to the lake to enjoy the after ice fishing derby party. if i did not have to work i would have taken her up there to enjoy the fishing derby too. :D i did cover myself tho and bought her a nice matching earings necklace and ring set. diamonds and saphires.
 
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Andrew great idea. :) FSHKPR sounds like you are more than covered. :)
 
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Waiting til the sun comes out and I'm outa here. I'm the ultimate procrastinator
 
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Ladyfish what ya give your hubby for V day ???? :D <br /><br />O K men V day is suppose to go both ways. :) :)
 
LadyFish

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Aw geez, I knew this would come up. Its much harder to buy for a guy and like I said it is OUR holiday. :p <br /><br />I bought him a polar jacket to wear on the boat.He'll be able to test its warmth today at Mardi Gras since its raining, winds predicted 20-30 mph and 47 degrees. <br /><br />Usually, no matter what the holiday its a boat or fishing related gift. Not very romantic this year I know, but in year's past I always prepared a candle lit dinner for two of tenderloin and tail accompanied by a very nice bottle of merlot, soft music and well desert is my secret. :)
 
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Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock, Why do I do this to myself :confused:
 
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Tylerin, you are going to be in deep-doo-doo, you better get a move on, the stores are open. :eek:
 
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Its only 6:15 Do you think they're open? I've got to get her something good. She's still p1ssed about the Cabo trip I forgot to tell her about :D
 
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