Re: wednesday Funny
Women Drivers<br /><br />I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver<br />cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive<br />on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered<br />the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped<br />the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself.<br /><br />I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a<br />female does anything to me in traffic and here's why:<br /><br />I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each<br />day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the<br />bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at<br />the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new<br />car every 40 feet per lane.<br /><br />That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be<br />982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the<br />32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at least<br />another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,<br />000 cars I pass every day.<br /><br />Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's 18,<br />000. In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.<br />According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as<br />dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the<br />National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously<br />considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men<br />as their biggest problem. That's 33.<br /><br />According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females<br />carry weapons and this number is increasing. That means that<br />EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a<br />lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has<br />seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.<br /><br />Flip one off?<br /><br /> <br /><br />...think twice!
