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  1. LadyFish

    New Terrorist Organization: Al-gebra (funny)

    New Terrorist Organization: Al-gebra (funny) At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.<br /><br />At a...
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    New Year's Day Dinner Traditions

    I am in the process of making golabkis (Polish cabbage rolls)and a pot of fresh greens and black eyed peas.<br /><br />How many of you make sure to eat cabbage for a prosperous new year? In the south we not only have cabbage, but blacked eyed peas for good luck. <br /><br />What food traditions...
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    Newest 'Phishing' scam targets Earthlink

    Source<br /><br />Anybody can be the target of these attacks, but Earthlink customers are the latest victims:<br /><br />Quote:<br />Earthlink "Problems With Your Earthlink Account"<br /><br />Summary<br />Email title: "Problems with your Earthlink account."<br />Scam target: Earthlink...
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    What does Christmas Mean to You?

    Christmas, everyone's favorite time of the year. I don't know about you, but Christmas is the day I waited for every year as a kid. No other day was more important to me than Christmas was. I can remember it like those days were just yesterday. I loved opening the gifts and eating the big meals...
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    'Twas the night before capture...

    Y'all should have known that something like this would be in the making..Merry Christmas<br /><br />'Twas the night before capture...<br /><br />'Twas 13th December, when deep in Iraq,<br />the 4th I.D. had a big enemy to track.<br />Saddam's stockings were smelly from months on the lam,<br />In...
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    The best gifts to give children

    A C&P worth sharing.<br /><br />Have you finished your Christmas shopping? Did all of you parents get your children everything on their wish lists? You know…….a new Playstation, their own DVD player, or their own car. Did you make sure that your kid isn’t shown up by their friends when they get...
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    A smile is worth a thousand words

    Teaching the grandson to fish is one of the most rewarding things you can do.<br />
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    Gator Bait

    You don't see this everyday.<br /><br />A friend of ours was doing a little catfishing and this gator went after his catch. I thought it was a great pic.<br /><br />
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    Two blondes went fishing

    Since my family and friends get a hoot out of sending me dumb blonde jokes, I thought I would pass this one on.<br /><br />Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish.<br /><br />The first blonde said "This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come...
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    The 10 Worst Gifts A Man Can Buy A Woman For The Holidays

    A few last minute shopping tips since I know most of you probably haven't even started yet.<br /><br />1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise...
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    Pet Peeves

    With the holidays upon us I know how stressed everyone is. Between the slow checkout lines, the traffic, the cost of this holiday, office party, and OMG-the inlaws, what really bugs you???<br /><br />Well, I think its time for a cleansing. :D <br /><br />C'mon get it off your chest. Just...
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    What's Your Alltime Favorite Movie

    I'm a huge movie buff and have many favorites. I just read where the movie Patton, one of my alltime favs was added to the National Film Registry.<br /><br /> George C. Scott is seen portraying General George S. Patton in a scene from the 1970 film 'Patton.' The movie was one of 25 films added...
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    Email help needed

    I run Windows XP and use Netscape as my browser. (I know, I know). Lately there have been so many security updates to XP, I can hardly keep track of them all, but I am currently up to date with them all.<br /><br />Within the last month, my email attachments can't be opened by recipient(s). They...
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    What was your worst Xmas gift ?

    <br />Let's face it, we've all received the dreaded fruit cake, household appliance, and clothes that couldn't have even fit you in the 8th grade for Christmas. What were your most hideous, revolting, and absurd gifts?
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    Why God Created Children

    To those of us who have children in our lives, whether<br />they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or<br />students...here is something to make you chuckle.<br /><br />Whenever your children are out of control, you can<br />take comfort from the thought that even God's<br...
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    Marine Binoculars

    We've been looking for a real good set of binocs for the boat. After a little research, I am totally confused. Its worse than trying to buy a camera. Been looking at some 7x50's and the price ranges from $159 to $500 and I can't see any real difference. <br /><br />Does anyone have...
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    10 more Cubans believed drowned off Fla.

    MIAMI (AP) - Ten Cubans trying to reach Florida likely drowned when their homemade boat was destroyed by rough seas, the U.S. Coast Guard said Friday.<br /><br />A Coast Guard cutter on Monday picked up a 24-year-old man who is believed to be the boat's sole survivor. He was clinging to two...
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    New Medications for Women Only............FINALLY!!!!

    D A M N I T O L.....................<br />Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to haities<br />for up to 8 full hours.<br /><br />ST. M O M M A'S W O R T...............<br />Plant extract that treats mom's depression by<br />rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to <br />two days.<br...
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    Powerful Stuff

    A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of<br />turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.<br /><br />A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little<br />boy what he had.<br /><br />The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in<br />the...
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    Cabin Fever ?

    What do you do if you can't boat or <br />fish or you're just plain bored and<br />have too much time? <br /><br /> -a sharp knife<br /> -one large lime<br /> -one cat<br /> -one camera<br />
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