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  1. LadyFish

    Divorce

    A young couple were driving down the road one day,<br /><br />happily, deliriously in love and due to be married the<br /><br />next day. Suddenly, a large truck swerved from the<br /><br />oncoming lanes into their car! BOOM! And they both<br /><br />died.<br /><br /> <br /><br />At the Pearly...
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    Blondes Do WHAT Better Than Anyone?

    Blondes are the safest drivers. <br /><br />That's the word from the leading Australian insurance company Suncorp, which surveyed drivers across Australia to determine if there were any trends in car crashes. Weirdly, they learned that, as a group, male and female blondes were involved in far...
  3. LadyFish

    A Thanksgiving Prayer

    When we sit down to our Thanksgiving Dinner tomorrow surrounded by the warmth of family and close friends we should take a minute to remember those who make living free possible.<br /><br />A Thanksgiving Prayer<br /><br />Thank you Father for the blessings you've given this day.<br /><br />Help...
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    For the Ice Fisherman Who Has Everything

    Neiman Marcus has done it again.<br /> <br /><br />Luxury Ice Fishing House<br />Price Beginning at $27,000.00<br /> <br />Our luxury ice fishing house has all the comforts of home, and then some.<br /><br />Say good-bye to the days of shivering on the open ice with a bucket for a seat. Our...
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    Wind-O-Meter?

    I don't know what its called. :rolleyes: But do any of you have one of those devices that sits on top of your roof that gives you windspeed?<br /><br />I have been wanting to get one but really don't know much about them.<br /><br />Any advice?
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    Lets Talk Turkey

    Since I know we have some members who enjoy<br />cooking and even more who enjoy eating, I thought<br />I'd take a poll and get some fresh ideas before I<br />put my dinner together.<br /><br />We know women rule the world and the kitchen but<br />when it comes time for holiday meals, the men...
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    Dryer Dilemma

    I have a GE dryer (fairly new) and it seems to take forever and a day to dry. The heat is there so can it still be the element?<br /><br />A load of clothes can take up to 2 hours to dry. <br /><br />Before I call a repairman, I'd like to know if this is something we can fix ourselves.<br /><br...
  8. LadyFish

    Just for y'all

    I shall seek and find you,<br />I shall take you to bed and control you,<br />I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you<br />grunt and groan,<br />I will make you beg for mercy,<br />I will exhaust you to the point that you will be<br />relieved when I leave you,<br />And you will be weak...
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    YIKES! Wynonna.

    <br />Country artist arrested<br /><br />Nashville, Tennessee-AP -- Nashville, Tennessee, police have arrested country singer Wynonna (wy-NOH'-nuh) Judd on a charge of driving under the influence.<br />An officer clocked her Land Rover going 47 miles an hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone early this...
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    New Jersey

    Hard to believe that someone from New Jersey would be brave enough to poke fun when<br /><br /> * "This is a state where people go to a landfill next to a turnpike that's on fire on alternate weekends to cheer a team from New York." -- Stuart Stevens, Republican Consultant<br /><br /> *...
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    How many forum members does it take to change a light blub ?

    Sooooooo, how many forum members DOES it take to change a light bulb?<br /><br />Answer -<br /><br />1 to change the light bulb.<br /><br />1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.<br /><br />14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been...
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    Fishing with Balloons

    I was talking to an old salt the other day and he told me you could catch one trout, string him to a balloon and he would swim back to the school. Then fish ahead of the balloon and catch all the speckeled trout you want. Is this legal?
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    Toon Tyme 10-21-03

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  14. LadyFish

    A Beautiful Sight

    We went fishing late yesterday afternoon in the bay and I witnessed something I've never seen before. <br /><br />After a couple of hours of not much action, all of a sudden something jetted across the top of the water at an incredible speed chasing good size bait fish. Before long we were...
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    Why Athletes Can't (Shouldn't) Have Real Jobs

    1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a<br />role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me.<br />I wan' all the kids to copulate me."<br /><br />2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked<br />about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500<br...
  16. LadyFish

    Woman Falls Overboard, Swims to Oil Rig

    PALACIOS, Texas (AP) - Cold, frightened and desperate after 13 hours in the choppy Gulf of Mexico, Melinda Lopez refused to give up.<br /><br />After falling overboard Tuesday from the shrimp boat where she worked, Lopez swam and floated until she reached safety at an oil platform, spray-painted...
  17. LadyFish

    That Dosen't Sound Like Freedom to me

    This is not a troll, just an interesting read.<br /><br />That Dosen't Sound Like Freedom to me<br />Written by: Carolyn Hileman<br /><br />They want to take away our right to pray and they want to take away our guns so that we can’t fight back. They want to take away our right to vote as they...
  18. LadyFish

    Speck Fishing Tips

    I always enjoy reading tips on how to get the gators.<br /><br />Fish structure for big fish. That's right, even on the flats you'll notice that big trout tend to hang out near depressions, points, sandbars, oyster beds, etc. Big trout like to hang near drop-offs, close to deep water for safe...
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    Alternative Greeting Cards

    1. So your daughter's a hooker,<br />and it spoiled your day.<br />Look on the bright side,<br />it's really good pay.<br /><br />2. My tire was thumping,<br />I thought it was flat.<br />When I looked at the tire...<br />I noticed your cat.<br />Sorry!<br /><br />3. Heard your wife left,<br...
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    Dear Abby

    Dear Abby:<br /> <br />I recently read your column advising grandparents on "Tough Love" for grandparents to give misbehaving grand children, whose own parents let them run wild. I have followed your advice, and enclose a picture demonstrating my technique when my grandson just won't behave...
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