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  1. LadyFish

    Stupid Human Fishing Trick

    Last night was yard work night, but the weather was gorgeous so the hubby and I decided to do a little fishing at sunset.<br /><br />We fished our usual spot at first and caught the usual trash fish. Five stingrays, a handful of croaker, hardheads and gafftops. After the last stingray I wanted...
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    This will warm your heart

    Just when you may have lost faith in human kindness, a story like this one comes along....<br /><br />Someone who teaches at a Middle School in Safety Harbor, Florida, forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the...
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    Pondering Hurricane Isabel...

    Pondering Hurricane Isabel... Points to remember.....this is important stuff.....<br /> You're going to turn on the TV and see a weather<br /> person pointing to a radar blob out in the Atlantic and making two basic meteorological points:<br /> <br /> (1) There is no need to panic.<br /> (2) We...
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    Don't try this at home

    Advice from Bob<br /><br />Dear Friends,<br /><br />It is important for men to remember that, as women<br />grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how...
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    New Texas Law Effective 9-1-03

    A new law passed on September 1st makes it illegal to have a bracket around your license plate. No brackets are allowed of any kind. If a police officer pulls you over for having one it's a $200 fine. Yep......$200.<br /><br />People are getting pulled over and ticketed and had no idea about...
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    Who makes the coffee in your house?

    A man and his wife were having an argument about<br />who should brew the coffee each morning.<br />The wife said, "You should do it, because you<br />get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our<br />coffee."<br /> <br />The husband said, " You are in charge of the<br...
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    Weekend of Fishing Shot to Heck

    Tropical Storm Grace has put a damper on our plans of fishing every day this holiday weekend. We are now flooded in and will be 'till at least tomorrow or even Tuesday. We had to pull the boat out of the water yesterday since our tides are expected to be at 5' this morning at 11:30.<br /><br...
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    Are you in control?

    YOU ARE NOT IN CONTROL <br /><br />Do this:<br /><br />* Make clockwise circles on the floor with your right foot;<br /><br />* Now, without looking at your foot, use the index finger on your right hand to draw the number "6" in the air. <br /><br />Did your foot change direction? <br /><br...
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    Microsoft Outlook Mail Worm Virus ?

    Today, my husband at work (local government office) and one of my sisters began receiving like 50-100 emails an hour from addresses like hotmail, rr.com but most coming from osc.state.ny.us (which is also a government office).<br /><br />Anyone else experiencing this? I personally don't use...
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    Too Hot For Arizona Convicts

    It's even hotter than usual in Phoenix, the Associated Press reports:<br /><br />About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.<br /><br />On Wednesday...
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    Bass Recipes

    Oven-Fried Hybrid Striped Bass<br /><br />4 Hybrid Striped Bass fillets (about 6 ounces each)<br />3 Tbsp. frozen unsweetened grapefruit juice concentrate, thawed<br />1 egg white, lightly beaten 1.4 dash. hot sauce<br />10 saltine crackers, crushed 3 Tbsp. grated Parmesan cheese<br />2...
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    Major Power Outages in Northeast

    Major power failure across Northeast<br />Toronto, Detroit also affected by unexplained blackout<br /><br />A major power blackout hit several major cities in the Northeast, the Midwest and Canada late Thursday afternoon, knocking out electricity to millions of people in New York, Toronto...
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    August 14, 1945

    It is the anniversary of World War II's final end.<br /><br />Many had family who lost their lives or good health in military service to the Pacific theatre during that great war.<br /><br />God Bless all American military veterans, - and especially today, the memory of all those who served in...
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    When is a Buck Worth a Million ?

    When he's THIS buck...<br /> <br />'Goliath' a white-tail deer buck, stands in the field of Rod and Dianne Miller in Knox, Pa.. Tuesday, Aug. 5, 2003. The giant buck with some 50 to 60 points on its antlers and worth upward of $1 million is believed back with its rightful owners after it was...
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    Toon Tyme

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    Kid's gotta love 'em

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because,<br />even though, it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher...
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    Welfare Office (joke)

    A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."<br /><br />The person behind the counter replied, Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a...
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    Salmon & PCB’s

    If You Love Salmon, This Will Scare You<br /><br />Packed with omega-3 fatty acids, salmon is one of the healthiest foods you can eat. Or is it? The Environmental Working Group has issued a scary report indicating that farm-raised salmon--but not the kind that is fished out of streams and...
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    Thoughts About Life

    1) Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos you never know what's going to burn your butt. <br /><br />2) I love deadlines. I especially like the "whooshing" sound they make as they go flying by. <br /><br />3) Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get...
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    Hurricanes names are racist?

    Hurricane names have been too lily white for Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas). She says all ethnic groups should be represented.<br /><br />The 2003 hurricane season is here, and that means a whole new list of names such as Larry, Sam and Wanda ready to make tropical-storm history.<br /><br...
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