All you folks who were convinced you "can't fight city hall" can go back to sleep now.
Eric, I admire your tenacity here. I scrolled throught the whole thread looking for the pictures requested at the beginning but didn't see them. Have you Lived in BP long?
Pontoon24 said:If you are working out of site then they have to prove it and as you know they can't go on your property without a warrant so if they can't see you they cant prove it.
Put up fences. There are privacy laws about peeping over fences into someones property.
Not sure about your area but where I live any fence over 6 feet high needs a permit due to wind loading and sometimes setback requirements. I needed a 10 foot high fence for a tennis court and I had to meet setback requirements as if it was a regular structure.There are laws, but I'm pretty sure the city here would ignore them, at least the code enforcement people.
I forgot to mention that I've set aside a big chunk of this year's tax refund to pay for most of 200 feet of 8.5 foot high privacy fence, that will go up in the spring. The design won't have any cracks between boards or gap under it either.![]()
Not sure about your area but where I live any fence over 6 feet high needs a permit due to wind loading and sometimes setback requirements. I needed a 10 foot high fence for a tennis court and I had to meet setback requirements as if it was a regular structure.
Thanks for the well thought out reply. I'll respond to some of your points only so this doesn't get too long.A few things here Erik, and I'm just thinking "out loud" here so bear with me.
You may want to consider treading carefully on a few things:
Possibly, but then I'd have to care whether I keep my civil service appointment for that to matter.First, if I read correctly you have a civil service commission. If this does see the inside of a courtroom there are a few positions you probably don't want to take on the (public) record because they can come back to bite you in the rear end.
You're correct in that it's intent that matters. I think I'm good here because the city's statutes don't define what is and isn't junk. They seem to assume that everyone will have the same idea on what's waste and what's not. Badly written laws again. I think by the dictionary definition (which is what we use when there's no legal definition in the statute) anything that's got artistic value, however subjective, is not junk. Witness people using old bathtubs as shrines (an idea I was given for my boat front end).Second, the difference between junk, waste, and a potential decoration is largely intent. The laws vary by location, but as a practical matter you're going to need to come up with some sort of plan that a "reasonable prudent" person would agree constitutes your "decoration" as something other than waste.
Actually, I think the city (specifically the department of code enforcement) is trying hard to save face at this point...they probably haven't thought about it at all, but rather they're just trying to carry out business as usual, which is basically ban or fine anything they see as infringing, while ignoring the neighbors doing the same things.If I were in your shoes, my argument would be something along the lines of winter not being the best time to actually work on a fountain decoration. This should certainly buy you time, but you'll actually need to complete the project and put it in service as a decoration in some reasonable period of time after the temperatures warm (end of May I think would be a reasonable request - you can probably tie them up in hearings and appeals at least that long). The city is likely concerned that the hull section is going to sit out there for years until you get to it, at which point it is probably more accurately described as waste. This is a valid concern and my thinking is you may want to let them know that you can appreciate that as a valid concern, while reassuring them it's not your intent and won't happen.
I'm not sure I agree on playing dumb, but you're right that the best way to get them to alter their position is to force them to refer to the law. Unfortunately what's happened with this particular bunch of people when I ask them to tell me where the law is that applies to me is that they say "it's in there". Apparently I'm supposed to believe them and pay the fine since they are the enforcers and are therefore experts. When I ask them to quote the specific law that applies to eg. my boat front end being a nuisance, they give me a number for a law that includes the word "nuisance" but otherwise doesn't apply. I've been torn from the start as to whether they really that abysmally stupid, or whether they're willingly trying to deceive residents into paying fines and "cleaning up" things they don't have to.Third, when dealing with lawyers, government personnel, and other similar figures, you are almost always better off playing dumb than you are playing smart. When you write a letter in legal terms, they assume you have a lawyer or are attempting to play one and you're going to have a harder time gathering information. But if you play dumb, "I can't seem to find that anywhere, can you show me where that code/regulation/law is written or maybe point me in the right direction" you'll almost always be given more information. You'll find this information useful later.
Actually, it is the same firm.Fourth, they know you don't have a lawyer but are playing one. This can be an advantage or a disadvantage provided you don't overplay your hand. At some point, somebody at the city is going to have to explain why they thought this was a good thing to get behind if it turns out that they have to get involved in a suit. But rest assured that whatever firm is handling their boilerplate letters is not the same firm that would handle defending some of the allegations you make.
As mentioned above, I have relatives who are lawyers and in the past I've had some experience with the law. The best way to deflect the above questions is to refer them to MY lawyerWhen those guys show up, you're going to get a quick and expensive education in how real lawyering works. If you don't have a list of questions they'll likely ask, and how you should answer them, you're going to show up and say something you shouldn't.
No, I learned long ago not to offer any information not needed to defend myself. That includes letting their lawyer or representative ask me questions.The law is seldom about intelligence (or even being correct) as much as it's about preparedness and experience. My hypothetical strategy (on behalf of the city) would be to get you talking about how you think your position is defensible, then I'd ask what the city would look like if everyone's house looked like yours and what that would do to property values.
That's why I've been accommodating to the point of insanity so far. After four months I've probably shown enough reasonable behavior to transition over to being cranky, and I have the papers and communications from them to prove it. At this point they've performed two illegal searches, tried to fine me for 7 violations that don't exist, violated my right to due process, and generally harassed me. I think a judge would agree that I am allowed to be ticked off at this point.Nobody wants to defend an unreasonable position so don't unwittingly put yourself in a position where you are.
Actually, this is going to go this way: 1) A bunch of charges 2) They can't prove the charges so they drop the issue 3) I report their behavior to the state attorney general, the ACLU, and the public, resulting in investigations, potential criminal charges, and embarrassment all aroundFifth, know the game. These almost always go the same way - 1) a bunch of charges, 2) a deal, 3) an impasse, and 4) drop/pursue decision. If you overplay your hand when it's time to deal, the city is going to sit down and figure out if this is worth pursuing. This may not be a financial computation as legal fees will absorb many times what they would get from you in fines; it's more about the "duty" of the city to protect the majority (by reducing what is arguably blight) and itself (fines are "free" money for budget purposes). To the extent these people are elected, I can assure you that nobody wants to get behind letting you off the hook (unless they're running uncontested). The issue here is that they're going to throw everything at you but the kitchen sink so you're not going to be litigating from the short list. In practice this is called a "document dump" - you get overwhelmed with paperwork to the point where you couldn't possibly mount a defense to each allegation. Since you can't mount a defense, you don't. And when you don't defend, you lose.
Yes, I agree. The problem is in getting the city to admit that. The inspector in this case is actually insisting that "it's a commercial item, because it's obviously commercial". I'm not entirely certain how to counter stupidity of that magnitude.Sixth, know the law.
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Since your primary purpose in using it isn't income related, it must be a recreational item.
I checked, no such exemption exists (and if it did, would be unconstitutional). Also, their lawyer said to me in writing that they would not be stepping on my property in the future. I'm betting it was just stupidity. If I thought it was intentional violation, this would already be in the hands of the attorney general.Seventh, and finally, know when you're being gamed and play along (gets back to playing dumb). There are many exceptions to criminal trespassing, and in most places there is a "public employee exemption". If I had to bet, this is why they're being apologetic but still going on your property - because they know they can.
And they're probably hoping that you file a trespassing charges against a city employee (likely covered by the public employee exemption) doing his job that that the suit can be Exhibit A in their documentation painting you as unreasonable (they would say, "is the fire department not allowed to step on your property to put out your burning house too"). Know when you're being gamed and don't lead with your chin.