Speaking of duct tape...

Hooty

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How about a thread on the various uses for duct tape ya'll have found over the years or weired things you've used it for. There's got to be a gazillion duct tape stories out there.<br /><br />One use I found recently is using it to back sand paper. It stops it from falling all apart.<br /><br />c/6<br /><br />Hooty
 

ebbtide176

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

there's a cool wallet made up of duct tape you can order ;) someone here posted the link to it once. lol<br /><br />i've got 2 rolls at home, the black one is cool, it blends in better ;) it must be 10yrs old. <br /><br />-taped the pushmower safety bar to the handle, so i can pick up limbs without having to restart the mower(anti-safety feature)<br /><br />-taped my battery charger leads together(as a wire loom)<br /><br />-taped the top of the handle on my axe (split prevention)
 

ndemge

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

A few friends were sitting down in my basement a few years back, just hav'n a few beers. When the True blonde of the group looks up and asks "Why do you have duct tape on your air ducts?" ........ as we all start laughing she realizes what she just said.
 

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

It’s good for catching those darn Japanese beetles. The ones that look like lady bugs and bite me in the middle of the night. A friend also found camouflaged duct tape.<br /><br />I forgot, it can be used to close wounds in emergencies until stitches can be installed. Only 3 fingers to go before I got all of them.
 

kenimpzoom

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

Redneck seat covers!!!<br /><br />I have em in my boat right now! THEY SUCK!<br /><br />Ken
 

bobber head

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

One of my friends, a pratical joker who somehow can't take a joke, drove around with a "Honk if your GAY" bumper sticker on the back of his work truck for a week before he noticed.<br /><br />We figured he had finally noticed when he pulled up to shop tires squealing. He blew a gasket. Ranting about his reputation only made us laugh harder. When he started discribing the funny looks and the horn honking we lost it.<br /><br />He grabbed up a razor knife and tried scraping it off but the chrome came away with the sticker.<br />Someone came up with the idea of using duct tape to cover it.<br /><br />To this day it's still there. Well, the adheasive and threaded part is anyway. The silvery outside fell off long ago.
 

Beaux

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

I've use it for a lot of stuff..... emergency bandaids (cotton underneath it of course) , numbers on jerseys, emergency leak stopper (not so good), and all other kinds of repairs. I have silver,black, and camo for hunting gadgets. I love it.my motto:<br />"If you can't fix, Duct it.......If you can't Duct it, then F$#K it!!" :p
 

ob

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

I once used it to actually repair a leak in my a/c duct but it didn't stick. :D
 

one more cast

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

It also works as a wart remover,just tape up a wart and in a week or two it will be gone..I would not believe this if I hadn't seen it work.
 

KeltonKrew

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

put a strip on the outside of your white gallon jug lines. at night when you hit it with the q-beam, it reflects and you can find your jugs easier.<br /><br />had a friend that used it to hold his phone reciever to the bag part of the phone (in lieu of electrical tape)<br /><br />could it keep my wife quiet????? nah, not strong enough!
 

jee70611

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

I once knew a guy that used it to tape his wife to the floor :eek: :p . She got real drunk one night and got mad at him for some reason. She kept trying to hit him so he told her that if she didn't quit that he was gonna duct tape her to the floor. Well, she kept on and he did it :eek: . She hasn't done it since and they are still married, I think.
 

CalicoKid

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

I've seen a few badly damaged kevlar canoes being held afloat by duct tape and prayers. In the Quetico it is actually law to have a "canoe repair kit" or duct tape in your vessel at all times. I never go without mine!
 

crab bait

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

what's ya all talkin' about..??<br /><br />MCGUYVER TAPE..<br /><br />sure you can build a ultralite outta the stuff & fly yourself outta prison. <br /><br />can also be used ,, back-rap it around your hand & remove lint from clothes.. <br /><br />works for/on anythin'but ductwork..
 

sloopy

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

I used it as emergancy sail repair... its still there.....<br /><br />13/100
 

ob

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

"emergency" is the correct spelling sloopy .<br /> I'm sorry matey but I'm going to have to make you walk the plank. :D
 

Hooty

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

I used it once to straighten a VERY drunk lady's busted nose.<br /><br />c/6<br /><br />Hooty
 

NOSLEEP

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

Anybody seen the "red green show" they use it <br />for all kinds of stuff. one episode they made<br />a airstream trailer out of two aluminum fishing<br />boats. craziest show you ever seen.
 

bKelly

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

Can't say that I have seen the "red green show" but i have seen the tom green show. what an Idiot :D <br /><br />I have duct tape as a seat cover on my four wheeler. The "100 mph" military tape is even better, they use it to tape bullet holes on planes. :eek:
 

RICKRICK1

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

Hold a windshield in place while it was curring. patched a hole in a aluminum boat I so could get back to the dock from the otherside of lake.
 

Jack Shellac

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Re: Speaking of duct tape...

We had an elementary school teacher who duct taped an uncontrollable 4th grader to his desk to keep him in it. Of course, it got her in trouble when the parents and the administration found out about it.
 
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