Punch lines only please!

alumistar

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Re: Punch lines only please!

because jewish men have to have everything 20 percent off!! :D
 

jtexas

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Re: Punch lines only please!

Good choice, her clothes never would have fit you!<br /><br />A pigmy tribe is a bunch of cunning runts...<br /><br />Where do you want the blinds?<br /><br />But ma'am, there's no saddle on that horse.<br /><br />Did he give you that $800 he owes me?<br /><br />I fooled 'em, I wasn't wearin' any!<br /><br />Awwww...give us a kiss!<br /><br />...because I've got a headache!
 

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Re: Punch lines only please!

cu-cu-cu-cu-cu-cu cut her loose! :D :D <br /><br /><br />Lady, you can have the deer, just let me get my saddle off it! :eek: :eek:
 

jtexas

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Re: Punch lines only please!

Wanna go camping?<br /><br />Somebody must have seen him coming.<br /><br />If he can escape from this, we'll call him Houdini.
 
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Re: Punch lines only please!

Ok, face the wall and put your hands behind you head. This Thread is being Hijacked. Try an opening line that implies an offending answer, like: What is four letter word for intercourse?
 

Dunaruna

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Re: Punch lines only please!

Originally posted by technoknucklehead:<br /> Ok, face the wall and put your hands behind you head. This Thread is being Hijacked. Try an opening line that implies an offending answer, like: What is four letter word for intercourse?
Talk
 

davemaxi1970

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Re: Punch lines only please!

what do you mean you wont wear underwear !! oh well heres a comb at least tidy yourself up a bit!
 

Limited-Time

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Re: Punch lines only please!

There will be more cheeks to powder, and more hair to comb.<br /><br /><br />She squats!!!!!
 

jtexas

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Re: Punch lines only please!

Originally posted by technoknucklehead:<br /> Ok, face the wall and put your hands behind you head. This Thread is being Hijacked. Try an opening line that implies an offending answer, like: What is four letter word for intercourse?
What's shaped like a cigar and filled with seamen?
 
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Re: Punch lines only please!

Originally posted by Dunaruna:<br />
Originally posted by technoknucklehead:<br /> Ok, face the wall and put your hands behind you head. This Thread is being Hijacked. Try an opening line that implies an offending answer, like: What is four letter word for intercourse?
Talk
Next time I will exlude you, rat....<br />What is stiff and hard when it goes in and soft and slimey when it comes out?
 
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