Punch lines only please!

[jtexas]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Originally posted by technounderstoodo:<br />

Originally posted by Dunaruna:<br />

Originally posted by technoknucklehead:<br /> Ok, face the wall and put your hands behind you head. This Thread is being Hijacked. Try an opening line that implies an offending answer, like: What is four letter word for intercourse?

Talk

Next time I will exlude you, rat....<br />What is stiff and hard when it goes in and soft and slimey when it comes out?

chewing gum

 

[technostingray]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Originally posted by jtexas:<br />

chewing gum [/QB][/quote]<br /> <br />Oh, is that why they say, double your pleasure, double your fun........

 

[QC]

Re: Punch lines only please!

What's a 17 letter word for strange?

 

[technostingray]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Originally posted by Quietcat:<br /> What's a 17 letter word for strange?

Haven't you gone to Texas, yit?

 

[technostingray]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Ok, guys. The Correct poice have got me. The Thread will now resume its regular course. Thank you for being highjacked. ba bye

 

[QC]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Ya mean I can now post the punchline?<br /><br />Technounderstoodo <br /><br />BTW, very precise name choice this time.

 

[technostingray]

Re: Punch lines only please!

This reminds me about the man and the smart pills.<br />"Now you're getting smart"

 

[Reel Poor]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Originally posted by jtexas:<br /><br />What's shaped like a cigar and filled with seamen?

A submarine

 

[Reel Poor]

Re: Punch lines only please!

...Turn it around

 

[technostingray]

Re: Punch lines only please!

It appears the helmsman has left the ship...

 

[heycods]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Oh st. peter put the p---- on the dumb one. lwr

 

[--GQ--]

Re: Punch lines only please!

I was scrolling down the main page of the forum on the right, "Just got married". Quickly glanced to the left, "Stupid Human Tricks". Apparently, I was reading the wrong line. I feel the need to appologize on here....

 

[Reel Poor]

Re: Punch lines only please!

...Turn it up-side down<br /><br />...Their belly-button<br /><br />...You didnt have to say it twice Doc!!

 

[cpj]

Re: Punch lines only please!

we can get you out mam but the cowboys a goner

 

[technostingray]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Originally posted by --GQ--:<br /> I was scrolling down the main page of the forum on the right, "Just got married". Quickly glanced to the left, "Stupid Human Tricks". Apparently, I was reading the wrong line. I feel the need to appologize on here....

Now here is someone in the wrong pew. Definitely, definitely. But apologize????????<br />Go in peace son, and sin no more.

 

[fireman57]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Know it? Hell, I wrote it and I don't do requests!

 

[technostingray]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Shut up and keep swimming.

 

[POINTER94]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Jill came down with $2.50!<br /><br />Posse! P-O-S-S-E!<br /><br />Sheep lie..

 

[Reel Poor]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Originally posted by POINTER94:<br /> <br />Posse! P-O-S-S-E!

You cant spell it, cause you cant even say it right!!!

 

[technostingray]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Now Now, remember we treat others with respect here... <br /><br />Which way did he go George, which way did he go?